From Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics:
Sam: You're not going to fire the ambassador. You're going to promote him.
Bartlet: To what?
Sam: Ambassador to Paraguay.
Bartlet: And what happens to the ambassador of Paraguay.
Sam: You make him ambassador to Bulgaria.
Bartlet: Hey, I like this. Of course, if everybody keeps moving up one, then I get to go home.
Sam: The Bulgarian ambassador is believed to be having an affair with the daughter of Prime Minister, Toder Lukanov.