Monday, July 17, 2006

Quotes of the Week

I'm having an Office Space-type of shift at work tonight, so these seem fitting.

Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.

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Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

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Peter: Boy, I'll tell ya, some days... One of these days it's gonna be just like [He mimics the sound of a machine gun. Brian, a waiter, walks up and does the same and laughs]

Brian: So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

Peter: Just coffee.

Brian: Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays.

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