Sunday, November 05, 2006

Quotes of the Week

Is there a more enjoyably bad movie than Karate Kid 3? Here are some highlights (thanks to IMDB for these:

Terry Silver: Look at this; 10 years ago, nuclear was the preferred waste. You could dump it anywhere! Now everybody's a detective. I'm lucky if I can make one deal a YEAR without being indicted!
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Terry Silver: Now the real pain begins, Danny-boy.
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John Kreese: Really, you don't owe me anything.
Terry Silver: Oh bullshit, I don't owe you anything? Remember Vietnam? Remember how many times you saved my ass?
John Kreese: No, I lost count.
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Terry Silver: This slope, what's his name - Miyagi - and that punk kid - I'm gonna get them for what they did to you. They made you suffer, so I'm gonna make them suffer... and suffer and suffer and when I think they've suffered enough, then I start with the pain.
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Daniel Larusso: You know, this is the 80s, Mr. Miyagi. You can't be so damn passive!
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Terry Silver: [watching Barnes fighting Daniel] I love it when he pounds him!
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Terry Silver: [in steam filled bathroom talking to John Kreese on phone] I'm telling you, we will be up and running.
John Kreese: [getting back massaged] What about the winners?
Terry Silver: Those two jerk offs are taking up all my time. But you just relax. For the boy he will compete. I'm telling you too, that he is going to be begging me to be his teacher. And what he's going to learn from me is pain in every part of his body. And fear in every part of his mind. But here's the kicker he's going to thank me for it later. Then I'm going to think he's invincible. But then when he steps out into the ring of the tournament, he's really going to find out what pain's all about. [smiles a bit more evilly]
Terry Silver: Out in front of a thousand people. Anything else my friend you want me to do to him?
John Kreese: [looks at his hands] Yes. Make his knuckles bleed.
Terry Silver: [shocked/amazed] Hey! Johnny! I like that! I like that, my friend! I'm going to use that!
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Daniel Larusso: Why don't you just take off.
Dennis: [shoves Daniel hard] You take off!
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Terry Silver: There you are.
Daniel Larusso: Yeah. I had to do some thinking.
Terry Silver: And?
Daniel Larusso: I decided not to fight in the tournament this year. I figured that's the least of respect I owe you. Just to let you know.
Terry Silver: You owe me alot more than that, Danny-boy.
Daniel Larusso: Oh, I can have the payment for the lessons in a couple of weeks. I just need to get the money.
Terry Silver: No money. You're getting in that ring and fighting the tournament. That will be how you pay for the lessons.
Daniel Larusso: Wait. Mr. Silver, you can't make me do anything I don't want to do.
Terry Silver: [laughs] Danny, Danny. Since the moment I met you, I've been making you do things you don't want to do.
Daniel Larusso: [confused] What do you mean?
Terry Silver: What do I mean? [calls in office] Shall we show him what I mean?
Mike Barnes: [steps out] I'm what he's talking about shit head.
Terry Silver: We have a little agenda here, Daniel. [so excited spits out]
Terry Silver: Either you fight one day or you fight for the rest of your life. [even more hyped up]
Terry Silver: So what's it going to be Danny boy?
Daniel Larusso: It's going to be that I'm not going to fight.
Terry Silver: You don't have to. You can just stand there and let him kick your@$$ for the whole 3 minutes.
Mike Barnes: [attacks Daniel] You're doing this to yourself. Either you fight one day or you fight for the rest of your life. [even more hyped up]
Terry Silver: So what's it going to be Danny boy?
Daniel Larusso: It's going to be that I'm not going to fight.
Terry Silver: You don't have to. You can just stand there and let him kick your@$$ for the whole 3 minutes.
Mike Barnes: [attacks Daniel] You're doing this to yourself.
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[after Mike Barnes beat Daniel up]
Terry Silver: Do you want to see some more?
John Kreese: I want to see alot more.
Terry Silver: [to Mike] Bring him back in here.
Terry Silver: [to Kreese] Did you see that look on his face?
John Kreese: [laughing uncontrolably] He probably peed his pants.
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Terry Silver: [covered with construction glue] You think I'm going to let it end this way? After my boy wins the tournament, I'm going to open Kobra Kia dojos from all over. Hell, I might even give lessons for free. From now on, when people think karate, they'll think John Kreese karate! You'll won't even be a memory.
Daniel Larusso: [angry] Yes he will! You won't.

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